did-you-kno:

Source 
tastefullyoffensive:

[iwearmyseatbelt]
spaceballs-the-url:

SPACEBALLS THE COMMENT

SPACEBALLS THE REBLOG

spaceballs-the-url:

SPACEBALLS THE COMMENT

SPACEBALLS THE REBLOG

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

Today I got into an argument with my Aunt because she was upset that her daughter was dating a girl so I said

"Do you really think you should fall in love with someone’s genitals over their soul? Because that’s shallow and sad"

And my 75 year old grandmother who was sitting in her rocking chair, and who hasn’t said a word for the past hour screamed “OH BURN” and hit my aunt with a fly swatter

image My gramma is a special lady okay.

englandsbooty:

even People magazine made Shrek jokes

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

levi-ravioli-universe:

I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS POST HOLY SHIT I’M LAUGHING SO HARD AND I SHOW MY MOM THIS EVERY TIME THIS COMES UP AND SHE LAUGHS I JUST

me: *brings gum to school*
me: conceal don't feel
me: don't let them know
some asshole kid: hey is that gum
everyone: CAN I HAVE SOME
me: WELL NOW THEY KNOW
master-of-sorcere:

onlylolgifs:

kitten wiggles ears while eating

i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life

master-of-sorcere:

onlylolgifs:

kitten wiggles ears while eating

i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life